A Continent To Despoil And Poison: Your William S. Burroughs Thanksgiving Prayer 2021

Yr Wonkette started posting this A prayer of thanksgiving and William S. Burroughs and Gus Van Sant in 2006, and a number of things have changed since then. The deadline for the Bloody American Triumphs is more important than ever secondly The year of the plague, and if the Burroughs had been with us today, he could have looked at his 1986 poem and wondered how he had become an astrologer. Receive the darkness:


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Last year at this time, we elected a new president who offered hope that the Trump age of hell would end, but the horror of January 6, 2021, is a terrorist attempt to throw more than 240 years of imperfect democracy. in the fiery furnace he had not yet come.

We still do not know if we have entered a humiliating new era in which all politics will be bad forever, or the temporary madness we are going to come out with in a twinkle in our eye, fully wrapped in bandages and wondering why Canada keeps asking us if we remember. anything, especially where we hid in Toronto. There is no need for people of good moral character to go to church with their ugly, pinched, painful, ugly faces that seem to be ready to continue supporting the image, and have been bold last year, screaming and threatening our boards with elections. adults.

The epidemic continues, although the vaccine has helped us to the point where it is possible to believe that we can survive the winter without any further ups and downs in the world like those who did not follow. We’ll find out in a few weeks if really shared care will also need hospitalization.

The Burroughs line of “Laboratory AIDS” seems a bit strange, as the conspiracy theory goes (with a reminder that you probably should not receive your plagues from Beat poetry). We cannot say for sure that William Burroughs could be a COVID eagle or an antivaxxer, because of his frustration. Or maybe they can look at the plague and be more determined than ever that we are a nation of fools, sucking on a happy party believing in magic pills as long as they are not approved by the government. Hell, they might choose from the Horse Paste section, some from the Hollow Mordant Laughter section.

Burroughs could look at 2021 with a bad laugh. He told us so. We had An American Dream, and here we are about to get worse because the crazy uncles who appear on TV say we want democracy for Whites Only, because white kids are sad when they know more about how Black Kids get help. In the end we have a chance to fight for the world to be inhabited, but the most brutal routes to get there were blocked because one cinema is so obsessed with the benefits of coal and oil.

Burroughs can be very grateful for the shame that so many Americans die for to deny having a needle even briefly in their hands.

But for those of us who have a problem, it would be good to gather together, to seek Jehovah’s blessing, or to enjoy the company of friends. The twists can be piled up on the bed in the living room, and we can also pass by a roaring dinosaur native and laugh at the same old jokes. We will see those who are doing shameful things, and we will hold on tight and weep as loudly as we should when we remember those who are no longer at the table. We’ll share pictures of cats, and yes pictures of dogs, too. And every year from now on, most of us ride smart cars, without adding CO2 into the atmosphere.

If you are only taking a vacation this year, it also has its fun, like streaming MST3K’s Turkey Day marathon. My God, I saw the first one, back in 1991.

Of all the little horrible and evil things out there, we still have a chance to laugh, because hell beats the defeat of evildoers.

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